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donttreadonvirginia:

There is a hilarious story I’ve seen floating around online about a 90-year-old Englishman on a plane to France. The stewardess chides him because he didn’t have his passport with him. She asks him if he’s ever been to France before. He answers, “Yes.” She replies that he should know he needs a passport, then. He replies that he couldn’t find a single Frenchman on the beaches of Normandy to whom he could show his passport the last time he visited in his 20s.


Its like the old english gentleman who won a golf tournament sponsored by BMW, where the prize was a trip to Germany. When asked after if he had ever been to Germany, he responded with ‘only at night!’

donttreadonvirginia:

There is a hilarious story I’ve seen floating around online about a 90-year-old Englishman on a plane to France. The stewardess chides him because he didn’t have his passport with him. She asks him if he’s ever been to France before. He answers, “Yes.” She replies that he should know he needs a passport, then. He replies that he couldn’t find a single Frenchman on the beaches of Normandy to whom he could show his passport the last time he visited in his 20s.

Its like the old english gentleman who won a golf tournament sponsored by BMW, where the prize was a trip to Germany. When asked after if he had ever been to Germany, he responded with ‘only at night!’